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  • Sometimes I get scared I'm going to rip one of my own teeth out. It's terrifying and oddly exhilarating. (I might've had too many Advil) 7 October 2015 at 7:39 AM
  • I have more Tensor bandages than I do lip glosses. This is a true, sad fact. 7 October 2015 at 6:55 AM
  • Ok earth- I've done a walk every day for a week and I'm all proud and now I fall and hurt my ankle? Suck it, earth. Suck ALL of it. 7 October 2015 at 2:59 AM