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  • Please stop pretending Halloween is so scary. EVERYONE knows that evil rests on Halloween. Watch some Buffy and get your shit together. 31 October 2014 at 9:28 PM
  • I have never once dressed as a sexy anything for Halloween or any other day of my whole entire life. Ok, now I'm sad. 31 October 2014 at 8:24 PM
  • Tonight, I'm dressing as a narcissist, but I won't know it and no one will be able to tell. 31 October 2014 at 8:05 PM